{"product_id":"suck-vs-swallow-greeting-card","title":"Suck VS Swallow Greeting Card","description":"Introducing the \"This Card Might Suck But I Swallow\" greeting card, a humorous and self-aware option for your customers looking for an ice-breaker or a light-hearted way to acknowledge life's imperfections.\n\nThe simple and clean design of this card with its bold, black font makes it versatile for various occasions or just a quirky note to a loved one. Made with high-quality card stock to ensure a smooth writing surface and a professional look, this card is sure to be a hit for those who appreciate a bit of dry humor.\n\nPatent Pending.\n\nDesign Details: A minimalist greeting card with a clean white background and black text that humorously states 'This Card Might Suck But I Swallow' in a straightforward, bold font.\n\nFront Message: This Card Might Suck But I Swallow\n\nInside Message: (Blank Inside)\n\nSize: 4.25\" x 5.5\"\n\nIncludes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap","brand":"Kush Kards LLC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48094070735121,"sku":"ELKK-NK-SUCKSWALLOW","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0856\/1560\/8081\/products\/ELKK-NK-SUCKSWALLOW.jpg?v=1707412240","url":"https:\/\/e62637-4.myshopify.com\/products\/suck-vs-swallow-greeting-card","provider":"Bad Behavior","version":"1.0","type":"link"}